THE MINISTRY OF
SILLY ELECTIONS
No lives. No elimination. No endorsement. One suspicious envelope.
A record 34 candidates are standing in this by-election. This game focuses on two of them, because they are the centre of the media spectacle it mocks — it is not the candidate list. The full list is published by the (Acting) Returning Officer. Read it before you vote.
HOW IT WORKS
- 15 random microgames.
- One attempt each.
- No lives. No elimination. No excuses.
- Final ceremonial ballot-box sequence.
- About two minutes.
OFFICIAL MINISTRY FIGURES
26 people have sat the Ministry's official aptitude test. Parliament has been informed.
OFFICIAL ELECTION INFORMATION
Vote. The Ministry does not care who for. It merely insists that democracy is funnier when people turn up.