THE MINISTRY OF
SILLY ELECTIONS

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. THE MINISTRY HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DISSOLVED.

No lives. No elimination. No endorsement. One suspicious envelope.

A record 34 candidates are standing in this by-election. This game focuses on two of them, because they are the centre of the media spectacle it mocks — it is not the candidate list. The full list is published by the (Acting) Returning Officer. Read it before you vote.

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Sound is muted by default. Spoken lines are always captioned.

HOW IT WORKS

OFFICIAL MINISTRY FIGURES

26 people have sat the Ministry's official aptitude test. Parliament has been informed.

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OFFICIAL ELECTION INFORMATION

Vote. The Ministry does not care who for. It merely insists that democracy is funnier when people turn up.