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OFFICIAL NOTICE
This game contains AI-generated parody images and synthetic voices of public figures. They are not authentic recordings. Invented lines are not real quotations.
A record 34 candidates are standing in this by-election. This game focuses on two of them, because they are the centre of the media spectacle it mocks — it is not the candidate list. The full list is published by the (Acting) Returning Officer. Read it before you vote.
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OFFICIAL APOLOGY
The Ministry's game department has failed to form a functioning administration. The official voting links still work.
OFFICIAL ELECTION INFORMATION
Vote. The Ministry does not care who for. It merely insists that democracy is funnier when people turn up.